A list of Republican Party paedophiles for your perusal (no doubt others will be added in time)

Of course, in the interests of fair and balanced reporting I must point out that it would be wrong to infer that the GOP is the only santuary of the wicked. The Dems have their fair share, as do the political parties in the UK (I haven't forgotten; George, Gerald and the rest of you dirtbags).

My advice to Americans: register as a Republican now and help select Ron Paul as presidential candidate for 2008. Do it now. What other choice do you have? You can see the mess you're in.

PS: You prefer Guiliani? Do me a favour - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IrE6FMpai8